Observability for the paranoid

Wake up to your incidents.

Incident lead time: 08m 42s Pulse watches deploys, latency, saturation, and error drift together, then pages the right room before the customer-visible blast radius forms.
Signal bunker mode No morale dashboard. No vanity uptime wall. Just threshold breaches, rollback clues, and the deploy hash that started the smoke.

Signals that refuse to blink.

Pulse treats every service like a pressure vessel. It reads the shape of change, compares it to deploys and dependency behavior, then writes the alert with the culprit already attached.

01

Pre-incident drift detection

Latency slope, error spread, queue depth, saturation, and deploy recency are scored together. You get paged when the curve starts turning, not when the graph is already on fire.

02

One alert with the evidence

Each alert includes service, suspected deploy hash, related dependencies, current threshold, previous baseline, and suggested owner. No screenshot archaeology at 03:00.

03

Suppression without silence

Pulse dampens noisy repeats while keeping a live paper trail. The room stays quiet until the situation changes or the blast radius expands.

Step A / Tap the line

Connect services without ceremony.

Ship metrics, traces, logs, and deploy events through the same collector path. Pulse maps service ownership and dependency direction from the traffic it sees.

Step B / Watch the pressure

Baseline the boring minutes.

The bunker learns normal p99 bands, error scatter, retry storms, and queue behavior per service. The useful alert is the one that knows what yesterday looked like.

Step C / Page with proof

Send the room a case file.

When the signal holds, Pulse opens the incident room with cause hints, rollback candidates, owner route, and the exact graph slice that moved first.

Pay for signal, not panic.

Three contracts. Same hard-edged alert engine. Choose by service count, retention window, and the number of rooms you need armed before sunrise.

Hobby

solo
$19 / mo
5 watched services 7 day hot telemetry Email and webhook alerts Deploy hash correlation

For side projects that still deserve to wake you before users do.

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Team

on-call
$149 / mo
50 watched services 30 day hot telemetry Slack, PagerDuty, webhook Owner routing and suppression

For teams shipping often enough that every deploy needs a witness.

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Enterprise

bunker
Custom
Unlimited watched services 13 month archive SAML, audit logs, VPC routes Incident drills and support desk

For regulated systems where the alert history is part of the evidence chain.

Contact bunker
The night shift is not a strategy

Stay awake.

Wire Pulse into your deploy stream, give it the service map, and let the bunker watch the pressure while your team sleeps.

Install window
First signal in under one hour for a typical HTTP service fleet.
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Routing contract
Alert lands with owner, deploy hash, dependency path, and escalation timer.